Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
"You alone to choose what matters. The meaning of everything is the meaning you give it ."
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
COMMON SENSE ....
Favorite Books:
" How to live with a Huge Penis " , " How to gain instant success by lowering your standards ", "Games you can play with your pussy" , " The greatest fuck never given", "Incurable romantic seeks dirty filthy whore",
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Don't bother paying a therapist.
I'll tell you what's wrong with you for " free".
Favorite Songs:
My taste in music ranges from "you need to listen to this" to "I know, please don't judge me".
Favorite Movies:
BOND. JAMES BOND
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Why to give so many details that make no sense !!!???
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Hogwarts.....
Hobbies:
Eating CHIPS Aggressively. Being Awesome.
Being Gay. Send Nudes.
Throwing lamps at people who need to lighten the fuck up.
Talents:
Gracing you with my presence ......To Fake an Orgasm from a Distance... I was born on a farm, so I know how to raise a cock.
Perfect Mate:
My "Perfect Mate" is out there somewhere, pushing a PULL DOOR...I just know it !!!!
Perfect Date:
DD/ MM/ YYYY
Turn Ons/Offs:
TURN ON :Good sense of humor, dirty mind and beautiful heart .
TURN OFF: Do not introduce me to vibe$$$$$$ you cannot maintain.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
Imagine not liking me back......Me ....a beautiful intelligent hilarious phenomenal woman.....tragic:)))) joking ...
I'm just a girl who loves sunsets and pasta.