Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Contemplating the many shapes and colors of the fore skins Beavis and Bugsbunny_66 have kissed, smelled, harvested cheese from, and possibly been intimate with.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
1-my ant farm, except for Carlos and Luigi. They were registered by Trump supporters and voted for Trump in the last presidential election.
Favorite Books:
The Gay Man's Guide To Quality Lubricants by BugsBunny_66.
What I Like To Do For Fun:
1-Smell my fingers.
Favorite Songs:
1. Odio el Escroto Apestoso y Con Picazn de Alex Rodriguez by Jennifer Lopez, 2. Fountains of Sperm by Respighi,
3. Dancing Cheek To Cheek by Elephant Fitzgerald
Favorite Movies:
The Doomsday Sausage starring E_n_i_g_m_a66 as a man with a dangerous amount of sub-cutaneous anal hair named Beavis. Wait, the anal hair isn't named Beavis, the character played by E_n_i_g_m_a66 is Beavis.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
I butt fucked a werewolf, a stinky guy named gatito8 (who had the smallest dick i've ever seen), and 2 Russian midgets during the Moscow riots of 2016. After, I was incarcerated at a gulag in Siberia.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Peeing on e_n_i_g_m_a66s head.
Hobbies:
Shagging poodles.
Talents:
Butt, ass, Bugsbunny_66, poop chute, Beavis, anus, rump, a-hole, brown star, sphincter, cheeks, gluteus
Perfect Mate:
Have you ever kissed a woman with kangaroo lips? Neither have I but I hear its extremely erotic. So, I did the next best thing, I kissed a kangaroo. It was love at first sight/kiss.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Gluteus Maximus, gluteus medius, perforated duodenums, prostate exams
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
My testicles are bioluminescent.