Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Go forth with kindness.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
P-K-W-V-Q.
Phone
Keys
Wallet
Vape
Q-tips
Favorite Books:
Hello all, As a day to day human, I work a stressful job, I try to help my community and take care of my home and loved ones, which can be hard with chronic health issues, but your girl makes do. I moonlight as LilacLeela. You can just call me Leela, I'll even accept Leels. I love Futurama, I'm silly and fun and love to do bad karaoke, but I'm partial to rapping. Ask me about it sometime. Leela is where I let my wild side become ravenous. I love to get you off. I love knowing that *I* am what is getting you off. I enjoy teasing and tantalizing, think burlesque vibes, but just know that if you get my attention, and more importantly, keep my attention then I am here to make all of your wildest dreams come true. I'm very kink friendly, and if you want to try something, just ask! I may politely decline some requests, but I am here to have fun, and give into hedonism. Join me, won't you?
Favorite Songs:
Qveen Herby, Ghost, In This Moment, Ashnikko, Outkast, Fall Out Boy....
Favorite Movies:
Harold and Maude
The Jerk
Hobbies:
Tv, arts and crafts, getting pampered, cooking, baking.
Talents:
I can't get a brain freeze and I poop really fast.
Perfect Date:
The one where you put out.
Turn Ons/Offs:
On/
- humor
- punctuality
- strong hands
- neck kisses
- compliments/praise
- smells good
Off/
- rude to servers
- rude to the planet (litterbugs)
- rude to me (why are you here then??)
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I am genuinely me. It's taken a lot of years to reach this point, and I find so much joy in connecting with others in a positive way. I'm also just a chronically horny woman who loves to get off.