Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Not to obsess about how we got here or to try and prove or disprove God's existence in a logical or rational way
Favorite Books:
So many that I can't choose without varying opinion
My current books include
SAMBALALAS LOUNGE LYRICS COLLECTION ( for the year 2020) pagination: 500 pages. copyrighted in MY LOUNGE 2020
and
in progress is : A NOVELLA( as yet untitled) which will be my second book written on MFC : to titillate your vaginas(if you are trolling me as a dyke) or just TO entertain you if you are a REAL MEMBER i have added it below in the next section : Favourite Movies
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Look at perfection, family, friends, read, learn, massage, red bull, beer, reality music programmes, geniuses on tv, animals,look at sexy bums
Favorite Songs:
eclectic
A MUMBLE RAP ( The Lounge)
:sing1 damba damba damba dooker
i like your pink veruka
damba damba damba dooker
lets all drink sambuca
damba samba play that havanna
do the traps pink piana
book the cludo
jimba jamber
catch the manna
doob the rap and turn it salas
slam the slap and
make it redden
silky stockings
for the bedding
shout the shimmy
on the veruka
lets all drink sambuca
take rainbow mumble
in the jungle
hungry tigers
bodies rumble
let the tumble
heat verukas
dance and drink sambucas
this spit is the bazooka
shock absorbers in a1 flow
take the ride your
body blizzard
twisting tails
like your the lizard
take the mic and
hit the popping
candy sweet ner forgoten
stoke the fire of your verukas
spit the flows drink sambucas
all hit sambucas
like the future
is getting new
everybody drink sambucas
in yor humble
hallelujahs
let this pop top
your sweet verukas
hit the bounce
and down sambucas
hallelujahs let this pop
top your sweet verukas
hit the bounce
and down sambucas
damba damba damba dooker
i like your pink veruka
damba damba damba dooker
lets all drink sambuca
everybody needs the future
of your veruka
get this spit up on your spindle
let all the rare shit not be single
pop the bliss of verukas tingle
no rap king can top this pinball
take a sniff in a thimball
tap the snare and
stack the cymbals
Pink Verukas the sex symbol
like melon slice in the gym hall
damba damba dooker dooker
the futures coming to you
staight outta heaven
where nothings Rotten
this veruka rap cant be forgotten
nippled grace like candy cotton
damba damba damba dooker
pilot lighting your kitchen cooker
taking time to touch verukas
with your big bazookas
wobbling gizzards on my lizard
pointed hats on top wizards
got the highlight on dirty dishes
cleaning all those filthy fishes
like giving money to those missus
who spend for fun in the pictures
like silver screen is a blizzard
buying candy like rich kiddies
selling skins for the biddies
if they cant hole you
its such a pity
like a 3 putt
not looking pretty
making VACANT stalls
very Busy
rock and roll you
like Thin Lizzy
take a look
in The Privvy
will give the Queens
All her Counsel
demand you write
her the perfect Roundel
hound you til
your just a Kitten
put you on her
like a Mitten
takes the damba
to the Manor
thats the flashlight
of her Veruka
fuck you up
on her sambuca
says shes your Mum
in all your Mumble
belly still has
scars in rumble
so shut it babe
and be Mumble
your Mum took
your fear
from the Jungle
tells you again cos she
wrote it out wrong,
says you made her fuck up
this whole song
so S T F U and say your sorry
or go on the motorway
Marry a Lorry
says shes your Mum
in all your Mumble
belly still has
scars in rumble
so shut it babe
and be Humble
your Mum took
your fear
from the Jungle
Bouncing clothes
in a hot Tumble
rainbow cuties
in the Jungle
hungry tigers
bodies Rumble
work off
the belly fat
of Mr Bumble
time to serve
and be Humble
suck the
humbug in
her cute panties
Sniff them
like you
did your Aunties
Her Landing strip
straight and
pretty
put zebra stripes
in your City
Shes now
on Google Maps
just like a Barcode
down your back alley
up in your side road
frosting windows
in your eyesight
Truman Show
was just the highlights
thats the damba damba
in her hammer
all over your mail
just like a SPAMMER
got your moat
and drawbridge ready
shell fly toward ye
like Eagle Eddy
RAM her tongue
down you like
your a gonner
fuck you up
like a Jager Bomber
thats the soul
of her Pink Veruka
dont accept it Now
there is NO FUTURE
emptying the sacks
of every looter
says your a dullard
shes the tutor
if she had the button
shes even NUKE yer
says shes DIVINE
just like her squirting
come to maraud you
Like A Virgin
turns lights on MAX
removes the Curtains
damba samba play that havanna
do the traps pink piana
book the cludo
jimba jamber
catch the manna
thread your nuts
with her spanner
oozes love
like its a Stammer
kiss every key
on her piana
grabbing grass
like shes a tractor
pull out your tracts
if you resist her
pop your brains
like your a blister
demands the repeat
of her perfect chorus
cos she put the tusks on every walrus
dotted your skin And made it porous.
Made the 7 wonders
to attract tourists
cos she put the tusks on every
walrus and make it porous
scratch out your eyes
like a Vel-oci-raptor
display her gizzards
and shake um at yer
like its blessed wine
from a pastor
says she never end
just like Disasters
gets out her Pink veruka
shakes it at yer
shes the Mum
thats in the Mumble
cleaned your soul
during your tumble
get down and worship
just be humble
put a six pack
on Mr Bumble
(thats the dooker dooker damba
and thats the mumble
part 2 of the jungle
tinkled it out
like a piana
i like that spit
well done Samba
:applause thats how you make
a perfect Mumble Rap SAM
:thank Sam :hi5 )
Favorite Movies:
on a cold night when i was ballooned on jagerbombs
i fucked an ugly fat girl up the ass at the taxi rank'
( i dont know why but i had to pee somewhere and
i had a police fine the week before for
pissing all over a streetlamp).
i figured that if there was a backsplash
i could say it was her squirting.
But to be honest i didnt remember the event at all
until i was passing out on the sofa with a 12 inch pizza on my chest and
shot stains all over my new shirt from PRIMARK.
i guess i should have puked right then
rather than when being awoken to the sound of my mouth
gurgling like a flooded drain.
Not to miss the opportunity of showing my disdain
for miserly toppings I added some substance to the sad pizza
and then, not even shaken by
nearly choking to death,
i went upstairs to bed and to some
well needed rest from the
FUCKDOM of my shit LIFE.
i thanked DOLORES in the hazy morning
for waking me up on the sofa
and asked her if i tried to fuck her like the
twisted sick fuck i am when drunk and she said
NO NOT THIS TIME but she thinks i pissed all over her cat CYRIL.
i thought that was funny to tell my equally fucked up mates at UNI.
We were known as THE PEEPHOLES IN THE SNOW
to all the SPREAD THEM QUICK sluts who were always dying for us,
but hey WHO GIVES A FUCK what SPLIT ASSES call us.
TODAY was TUESDAY and i didnt even know why,
also i didnt know why i was studying LAW. In
fact i was sure i wasnt even trying,
but the classes werent that hard and i got PASSES in all my submissions
even though i never knew what the other regular students were talking about in the foyers before and after class with their book porn erections. I see them all the time gathering to regurgitate authors and smiling and smirking with the fake civilities found in and around the dentistschair
But hey ho such is the organised self aggrandising vanity of the organised AINT I A SMARTASS gatherings. Oh to have a photographic memory and be so explicit and detailed with showing the girls my book porn knowledge. Theyd probably go down on their knees and open their mouths like nymphos begging begging to get some of me.
Porn porn and porn is all they want and a lick of salt like a butterfly.
TOM had been trying it on with MARY for weeks,
he said he was not attracted to her because she was ugly
and hadnt fucked any of us yet.
He wasnt even turned on by her braces and gammy leg ,
he said it the lust was purely on RELIGIOUS GROUNDS.
TOM was obsessed about whether MARY was ever fucked by Joseph
and whether JESUS ever overheard them making hay while neighing .
Tom would wank obsessively over the Holy Mother after being brain washed to respect her as a confidante in his private life
and so any Mary was attractive to him.
Tell a Saint that you love orgasms and vagina
and if she doesnt tell you to stop then
Its not long before you think she wants it
like a good girl.
We explained to him ITS ONLY A NAME
and that his girls on the internet all had fake names
but he said THIS IS REAL LIFE
and listen guys every degenerate needs an OBSESSION. Well we couldn't agree more with the last comment and it stopped us in our tracks like a well built filly on a nursery outing.A maiden filly needs an experienced jockey.
Stopped edit here..
PETER walked in.He still hadnt let go of the incident on FRIDAY, he was a guy who held a GRUDGE like his dignity mattered
to someone somewhere, even if it was a pathetic dream to hold on to
like the dream that all dykes wanted to ride unicorns.
MR ELLIOT had insulted him again for FILMING
FRESHERS outside the DINING HALL.
PETER didnt give a fuck what their boyfriends said,
it wasnt like he ever wanted to fuck them, he was a traditional classical thinker: if you dont need something from someone then dont care if you offend them, and he certainly didnt need a homo to suck him off.
MR ELLIOT never accepted PETERS incessant lies
even if he couldnt prove them . Elliot was a straight talking guy and refused to believe anything just because it sounded plausible.
PETER says he filmed girls in public for his own safety
and he even went into specifics with the dean : SALLY ( one of the girls who does modelling on the internet) fucked PETER last year
and took consentual photos of his 12 inch MONSTER and Peter said he thought all girls had a stash of his photos
and WANTED TO FUCK HIM.
The case against him was dropped on COMPASSIONATE
GROUNDS and PETER continued to flush his MEDS down the LOO.
Anyway thanks to his camera skills we were able to assess the newbies on our
FUCKABILITY SCALE and got some god fresh pussy.
THE PROFESSOR stopped talking the usual shit early and I stopped doodling.
He looked like a fellow wanker and we were convinced
he was only clever because he couldnt
get enough pussy and his carnal desires warped
into psychotic bookishness. We still had 2 more lectures to endure
before we could go THE BAR and get some PEACE
so we all decided to check out the slices in the LIBRARY since the girls in Professor Cuthberts class always gathered together afterwards for a mutual appreciation, and probably shared the same period days like dykes.
The lectures passed away like bad memories and we were having our first break of the day in THE URINE BAR ,
it was our CAVE and the whiff of i cant be bothered going THE GENTS
kept it our BEST LOCAL HIDEOUT
SALVADOR insisted that the girl on the photocopier
with the less than perfect ass was the same hot pants in PETES phone,
we agreed her loose cargos did her an injustice and that she was worth a sniff.
But we had had enough of these DESPERATE SLICES
and they made us look like crazy dogs, so we
forgot about the slices and looked on PETES account.
He had enough for a 3 minute private but not even DOLLY
can get naked and start riding that
quickly so we shelved the idea and checked out some YOUTUBE instead
MARVIN was the sensible one in our apartment,
he couldnt be bribed by us and would often leave us alone and study,
HE also had a unique ETHIC
he would never get a slice drunk just to fuck her
and he would often buy " the ladies" ( LOL ) drinks just to be NICE and friendly
not even asking for a shag at the end of the night as a gesture of thanks,
We relied on MARVIN to keep us grounded
and we also knew that we could use his room at weekends when he went to his sisters,
He only had a few stains on his bed and the girls seemed to
prefer his boring squeaky clean I AM A NORMAL STUDENT WHO KEEPS HIS FANTASIES TO HIMSELF
SICK LITTLE BABY ROOM to our well lived PORN DEN .
maybe it made them feel like they were SPECIAL and not just FEMALES who are good to cum inside,
anyway his room was like a condom to them IT GOT US
INSIDE THEM QUICK and stopped them bitching like they were MOTHER SUPERIORS or HABITUAL LIARS,
we all knew why they wore expensive perfume at parties
AND expensive underwear and it wasnt because it felt good like a long wank in the bath
while they licked PETES photos and prayed for a pint of semen
DOLLY was the only girl in our House, she was a real angel, WE even tested her alleged morality
by leaving our rooms unlocked the weekend we went to London for
a good old bender, we all left money in our rooms and condoms
and she didnt even steal a tenner.
DOLLY has a thing for PETE and we tease her at
times, WE found out that her GIRLS MOVIE CLUB had the complete album of PETE
and we discovered her personal stash in her drawer, we told her we
wouldnt tell PETE because after all he wasnt taking any meds and we knew
she had a real crush on him and his python. we knew that even though she
was weird for being so moral that we saw a fellow decadent in her
and she was like any girl : in need of COCK and ORGASMS
we paid the delivery guy gave him his usual 5 tip, not that we were generous
but we didnt trust anyone unless they got a reward. Tom predictably
opened his plywood door with spunk stains on it. All our doors had 1 inch raggedy sawn gaps
at the bottom. we couldnt afford new ones and anyway
none of us was a homo and we had group wanks in the adequately sized bathroom
when we found it hard to get in pussies the usual way.
Tom being a fucked up Animal Rights retard wouldnt eat anything with meat
so my pepperoni was safe. PETE had onion rings and did his Eminem trick
when Tom had his lockdowns. Tom skipped classes every couple of weeks
just to wank his madness out. He had to cum every day, and could not store it
up for the weekends. We told him that the girls liked guys who could shoot a few feet
and that he was as useful as a pea shooter. Tom had no
animal respect for the SPLIT ASSES, as soon as he had an orgasm
he was out the slices rooms before she could say " what . cant you get a bone on?"
he would be like why do the hoes even put makeup on or wear Victoria Secret,
are they so VAIN and NARCISISTERS to think i give a fuck for anything
but her holes? Yeah Tom was a really really fucked up wanker with a slight disrespect for good pussy,
We borrowed DOLORESs netflix account and her
SPOTIFY and even her 5G MOBILE ROUTER thing when she went home
to suck her daddy for more cash, SO we knew that girls had a lot to offer and anytime
we had terrible hangovers the only voices that didnt jar us were female, a
nd that was the only reason we frequented STARBUCKS because fucking book
wanking undergrad boys never got jobs in the dykes shop.
She was a good manager, always liked us there to tell her stories of our Adventures
and look at the photos Pete took of the new treats. Dolores was out with friends until gone
MIDSHITE on a Tuesday. Sorry you going to have to wise up quick like
pussy on a dick. Tuesday is the most pointless day of the week,
none of the split asses want a fuck and so we have to make our own fun.
Of course some of us use a replica key to get into DOLORES room and
lie on her bed or floor or stuff her panties in our mouths to jack off.
We do find it hard nowadays to get excited, we do it on cam on model sites sometimes
but they are just token whores and some other guys and dykes beat us to it
and we dont have any patience unless we lie. After all we really dont give a fuck
what anyone outside of our little group thinks of us so it doesnt matter if they think
we are Honest or Good liars. I would write some more but you know enough about us for now
and if you are a homo or dyke youre probably squirting all over these pages.
Every hour between 9 and 10 we do homework. Its fucking boring and a waste of an education,
after all we just open the relevant chapters in the books from the library and get all the answers there.
Education is a fucking waste of GOvernment money and pedo dads and pedo mums money
but if we dont have degrees in this RETARDED DELUDED COUNTRY
none of the pedos will give us jobs in the city, anyways time to go. I hate TUESDAYS
I handed my assignment in to Dr Phipps's secretary,
she has told me her name lots of times but i am usually occupied thinking LOOK WATEVERUNAME
JUST TELL ME YOU DYING TO FUCK ME AND CUT THE BULLSHIT, i got out of the secretarys fantasy
and went to the uni cafe on the ground floor. plenty of FUCKABLES here wasting their lives on makeup clothes and
forced smiles and forced morality and all pretending to be good.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Lived on Planet Earth
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
with a perfect mate
Hobbies:
whatever makes me feel good - not in a hedonistic way
Talents:
I have a few
Perfect Mate:
A real lady or ladies
Perfect Date:
To make a perfect mate happy
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn on: honesty and beautiful asses and conversationalists.
Turn offs: I don't dwell on turn offs I just turn off and move on. If that person is fine with themselves it's not up to me to change them.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
honest,loving,caring, upright,loyal
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